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winterwombat:

corruptionpoints:

My brain obviously doesn’t understand that GMs aren’t allowed to have writer’s block. 

My solution to GM writer’s block is to start the game anyways and hopefully figure it out on the fly. It always works for me, except when it doesn’t.

I genuinely think that a history of my style as a GM could be titled “It always works, except when it doesn’t.”

IT NEVER WORKS, EXCEPT WHEN IT DOES.

SETTING ASIDE D&D FOR A WHILE. I’M HAVING ISSUES WHERE I INVEST MANY HOURS EACH WEEK IN PLANNING, DEVELOPING, AND WRITING FOR MY GAME, BUT END UP WITH PLAYER(S) NOT ATTENDING AND/OR WE PLAY FOR LIKE TWO HOURS AND THAT’S IT, WHICH LEADS TO THE KIND OF PACING YOU GET WHEN A DRUNK TRIES TO TELL YOU A STORY.
PLAYERS TAKE NOTE: THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DRIVES DMs UP THE WALL AND OVER THE RAMPARTS AND INTO THE MOAT FULL OF GELATINOUS CUBES.
ANYWAY, I’M DEVELOPING A GAME USING THE DAGGER ROLE-PLAYING SYSTEM, SO THAT WE CAN INTRODUCE OUR DAUGHTER INTO THIS INSANE HOBBY OF OURS. SHE’S GOT HER OWN SET OF DICE AND IS READY TO GO LIKE RIGHT NOW. SINCE I WON’T BE WORKING ON MY D&D WORLD, IT WILL BE ALL DAGGER ALL THE TIME, INSTEAD.
AGAIN, FEW THINGS BUGS A DM MORE THAN UNRELIABLE PLAYERS. I KNOW A FEW FELLOW DMs AROUND HERE WHO WOULD PROBABLY AGREE.

SETTING ASIDE D&D FOR A WHILE. I’M HAVING ISSUES WHERE I INVEST MANY HOURS EACH WEEK IN PLANNING, DEVELOPING, AND WRITING FOR MY GAME, BUT END UP WITH PLAYER(S) NOT ATTENDING AND/OR WE PLAY FOR LIKE TWO HOURS AND THAT’S IT, WHICH LEADS TO THE KIND OF PACING YOU GET WHEN A DRUNK TRIES TO TELL YOU A STORY.

PLAYERS TAKE NOTE: THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DRIVES DMs UP THE WALL AND OVER THE RAMPARTS AND INTO THE MOAT FULL OF GELATINOUS CUBES.

ANYWAY, I’M DEVELOPING A GAME USING THE DAGGER ROLE-PLAYING SYSTEM, SO THAT WE CAN INTRODUCE OUR DAUGHTER INTO THIS INSANE HOBBY OF OURS. SHE’S GOT HER OWN SET OF DICE AND IS READY TO GO LIKE RIGHT NOW. SINCE I WON’T BE WORKING ON MY D&D WORLD, IT WILL BE ALL DAGGER ALL THE TIME, INSTEAD.

AGAIN, FEW THINGS BUGS A DM MORE THAN UNRELIABLE PLAYERS. I KNOW A FEW FELLOW DMs AROUND HERE WHO WOULD PROBABLY AGREE.

THE SIGN HANGING OUTSIDE FLIPPED SKIRTS TAVERN, IN A TOWN IN MY D&D WORLD. HAND-DRAWN, BLACK INK ON THE UNLINED SIDE OF A 4” x 6” NOTECARD.

THE SIGN HANGING OUTSIDE FLIPPED SKIRTS TAVERN, IN A TOWN IN MY D&D WORLD. HAND-DRAWN, BLACK INK ON THE UNLINED SIDE OF A 4” x 6” NOTECARD.

ANYONE ELSE GOING TO SEE CHTHONIC ON PAGANFEST?

ANYONE ELSE GOING TO SEE CHTHONIC ON PAGANFEST?

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GODDAMN TOILET OVERFLOWED.

I JUST MADE A CROSS-DRESSING MERCENARY FIGHTER NPC FOR MY D&D GAME, FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE IDEA ENTERED MY HEAD TO CREATE A SWORDFIGHTER WITH THE AKA “LADY CHEEKS,” WHO COMMONLY WEARS BUSTIERS AND CORSETS AND WAVES SILK HANKIES AT ALL THE BRAVE WARRIORS HE’S ABOUT TO BEAT UP.

Metsatöll - ÖÖ

METSATÖLL. “ÖÖ” FROM KARJAJUHT.

NO, THE SONG TITLE IS NOT A TYPO. ESTONIAN IS JUST A STRANGE LANGUAGE TO THOSE OF US WHO ARE AMERICAN AND UNACCUSTOMED TO UMLAUTS.

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YOU KNOW SOMETHING’S OFF WHEN IT’S FRIDAY NIGHT, YOU’RE STUFFING TORTILLA CHIPS DOWN YOUR FACE, DRINKING PINEAPPLE JARRITOS, LISTENING TO ESTONIAN FOLK METAL, AND YELLING OBSCENITIES AT THE AIs IN A CIVILIZATION IV GAME.

AFTER EACH ENTRY ON THIS LIST, ADD “IN BED” OR “WITHOUT UNDERPANTS.” THEN YOU’LL HAVE A CHALLENGE.

DWARVEN MASTER STONEMASON WHO SPENT THE BEST CENTURIES OF HIS LIFE CRAFTING THE GREAT HALL OF THE DWARVISH GODS SAYS, “YEAH, YOU KNOW, I DON’T THINK I MADE IT BIG ENOUGH.”

DWARVEN MASTER STONEMASON WHO SPENT THE BEST CENTURIES OF HIS LIFE CRAFTING THE GREAT HALL OF THE DWARVISH GODS SAYS, “YEAH, YOU KNOW, I DON’T THINK I MADE IT BIG ENOUGH.”

THE CAT’S GOT DANDRUFF.

THE CAT’S GOT DANDRUFF.

DM’S BLOCK IS OFFICIALLY REMOVED. I TWISTED UP A HANDFUL OF ITS HAIR, SHOVED IT ROUGHLY TO THE GROUND, AND FUCKED IT WITH A RUSTY GAUNTLET.
…HOWEVER, WHAT’S NOT CLEAR IS WHETHER I WILL HAVE ONE PLAYER OR THREE ON SATURDAY…

DM’S BLOCK IS OFFICIALLY REMOVED. I TWISTED UP A HANDFUL OF ITS HAIR, SHOVED IT ROUGHLY TO THE GROUND, AND FUCKED IT WITH A RUSTY GAUNTLET.

…HOWEVER, WHAT’S NOT CLEAR IS WHETHER I WILL HAVE ONE PLAYER OR THREE ON SATURDAY…

GODDAMN DM’S BLOCK: MORE FRUSTRATING THAN REGULAR WRITER’S BLOCK, BECAUSE IF YOU FAIL TO PRODUCE, YOU DISAPPOINT PEOPLE OTHER THAN THE ONES IN YOUR HEAD.

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