WORKING IN FACTORIES HAS LED TO MY HAVING FACTORY-GRADE BOOGERS THE PAST FEW WEEKS. JUST THOUGHT EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW.

classicnudes:

Fran Gerard
PMOM - March 1967
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CLASSIC PINUP APPRECIATION POST, 7/23/14: FRAN GERARD.

classicnudes:

Fran Gerard

PMOM - March 1967

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CLASSIC PINUP APPRECIATION POST, 7/23/14: FRAN GERARD.

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THE TRUE FORM OF REPRESENTATIVE JOHN BOEHNER AFTER SUFFERING THE LOSS OF HIS CLOAKING ILLUSIONS IN A SPELL DUEL WITH AN UPSTART RABBLE OF TEA PARTY ABJURERS AND PRESTIDIGITATIONAL PAGEBOYS SAYS, FOOLS! YOUR FEEBLE EFFORTS TO DESTROY ME AND USURP MY POWER HAVE ONLY SEALED YOUR DOOM, FOR ONCE I MAKE YOU SUFFER THE ENERVATING EFFECTS OF MY OBSTRUCTIONIST’S PROBING FINGER, I SHALL CALL FORTH MY DIABOLIC ALLY, THE ARCHFIEND MCCONNEL, WHOSE DEMAGOGUERY NONE OF YOU SHALL WITHSTAND! BWA HHA HEHHHEEH HEHH HAHH!”

THE TRUE FORM OF REPRESENTATIVE JOHN BOEHNER AFTER SUFFERING THE LOSS OF HIS CLOAKING ILLUSIONS IN A SPELL DUEL WITH AN UPSTART RABBLE OF TEA PARTY ABJURERS AND PRESTIDIGITATIONAL PAGEBOYS SAYS, FOOLS! YOUR FEEBLE EFFORTS TO DESTROY ME AND USURP MY POWER HAVE ONLY SEALED YOUR DOOM, FOR ONCE I MAKE YOU SUFFER THE ENERVATING EFFECTS OF MY OBSTRUCTIONIST’S PROBING FINGER, I SHALL CALL FORTH MY DIABOLIC ALLY, THE ARCHFIEND MCCONNEL, WHOSE DEMAGOGUERY NONE OF YOU SHALL WITHSTAND! BWA HHA HEHHHEEH HEHH HAHH!”

SHEERLA THE PRINCESS OF THE HIGHWAYMEN AND CHIEF SCOURGE TO THE POSTAL CARRIERS OF THE RONALD REAGAN MEMORIAL INTERTSTATE HIGHWAY SYSTEM SAYS, “AH, MAYBE SOMEDAY THERE WILL COME A TIME WHEN PLUNDERING GRANDPARENTS’ BIRTHDAY CASH, GRADUATION CHECKS, RENT PAYMENTS, AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS STARTS TO LOSE ITS LUSTER AND GLORY. BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY. TODAY, I LIVE LIKE A QUEEN!”

SHEERLA THE PRINCESS OF THE HIGHWAYMEN AND CHIEF SCOURGE TO THE POSTAL CARRIERS OF THE RONALD REAGAN MEMORIAL INTERTSTATE HIGHWAY SYSTEM SAYS, “AH, MAYBE SOMEDAY THERE WILL COME A TIME WHEN PLUNDERING GRANDPARENTS’ BIRTHDAY CASH, GRADUATION CHECKS, RENT PAYMENTS, AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS STARTS TO LOSE ITS LUSTER AND GLORY. BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY. TODAY, I LIVE LIKE A QUEEN!”

HMM…NO…I SUPPOSE THIS ONE DIDN’T WORK QUITE AS WELL AS THE LAST. I CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER THE POINT I WAS GOING TO MAKE. IT PROBABLY DIDN’T MATTER ANYWAY, BECAUSE EITHER THE GUY WOULD NEED A BREASTPLATE FOR HIS FACE, OR THE GIRL WOULD BE BATTERING HIS SKULL TO A PULP WITH SOME SORT OF BARRAGE-BLUDGEONING ATTACK, AND EITHER WAY THE BREASTPLATE ANALOGY WOULDN’T ADD UP.

I SAW THE OPPORTUNITY TO COMBINE THE HIGH ART OF BURLESQUE FLAMING PASTY TWIRLING WITH THE EQUALLY HIGH ART OF RUNNING A D&D GAME, AND I KNEW I HAD NO CHOICE.

I SAW THE OPPORTUNITY TO COMBINE THE HIGH ART OF BURLESQUE FLAMING PASTY TWIRLING WITH THE EQUALLY HIGH ART OF RUNNING A D&D GAME, AND I KNEW I HAD NO CHOICE.

THIS IMAGE DESCRIBES WITH 96% ACCURACY THE WAY IT FEELS TO RUN A D&D CAMPAIGN FOR HIGH-LEVELPLAYER CHARACTERS: IT IS AN ACT OF SETTING ONE’S OWN BOOBS ON FIRE, THEN SPINNING THEM RAPIDLY IN HOPES OF EXTINGUISHING THE WHOLE MESS BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF HAND.
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THIS IMAGE DESCRIBES WITH 96% ACCURACY THE WAY IT FEELS TO RUN A D&D CAMPAIGN FOR HIGH-LEVELPLAYER CHARACTERS: IT IS AN ACT OF SETTING ONE’S OWN BOOBS ON FIRE, THEN SPINNING THEM RAPIDLY IN HOPES OF EXTINGUISHING THE WHOLE MESS BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF HAND.

Original NSFW Pornographic Source

EWWW, THE SUN’S COMING UP SOON. GROSS.

SATAN

Arkona - Skal (feat. Freki of Varg)

ARKONA (FEATURING FREKI OF VARG). “SKAL” FROM STENKA NA STENKU.

HOW MANY SCHEISSE, HOW MANY SCHEISSE, HOW MANY SCHEISSE? FIVE, FIVE, FIVE, FIVE!

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BONJOVIUS THE ARCHMAGE SAYS, “FUCK, MAN, I HATE THIS STAFF OF NAPALM.”

BONJOVIUS THE ARCHMAGE SAYS, “FUCK, MAN, I HATE THIS STAFF OF NAPALM.”

ORACLE-QUEEN OF THE CIVILIZED TOGA-WEARERS SAYS, “I DON’T MIND THE NEW POTTY CHAIR SO MUCH, BUT DO ALL OF YOU REALLY NEED TO STAND AROUND WATCHING?”

ORACLE-QUEEN OF THE CIVILIZED TOGA-WEARERS SAYS, “I DON’T MIND THE NEW POTTY CHAIR SO MUCH, BUT DO ALL OF YOU REALLY NEED TO STAND AROUND WATCHING?”

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