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• ME: Hello, I am interested in the property on ****** Avenue. Could I set up a time to look at the property? My number is ***-XXXX. Thank you, Alex P------
• "LANDLORD" RESPONSE: Hello, Thanks for your email and interest in renting my house.Actually I resided in the house with my family, my wife and my only daughter before and presently we have moved out due to my transfer. Presently my house is still available for rent for $600 (rent already includes utilities) and a deposit of $600. More so Now, I'm currently in Lagos,Nigeria for a missionary work. I will solicit for your absolute maintenance of this house and want you to treat it as your own. I thought of selling the house so i looked for an agent, we got a deal but later my wife advised against that. So I contacted the agent back and requested for my keys and documents.We decided to have the house rented out because of maintenance. You will discover that the price we are offering is far below standard price,We just after the maintenance of the house. Plans has already been made to remove the for sale sign and take it off the market. I know there is no way I can be sure that you are the right person to live in the house because we won't be able to see physical before sending you the keys and the documents to occupy the space. But I just have a feeling that anyone who knows what it takes to put the kind of structure down should know that maintaining a building is mandatory, so if you belief you can take good care of the house and handle it like yours then I will be more than happy to let you rent the house.
• Feel free to email me for more information and arrangements on how to get the keys and other necessary documents delivered to you.Please if you are ready now to occupy the house and believe you can assist us in maintaining the house, kindly provide the information below for record purpose.. SO IF YOU ARE REALLY INTERESTED I WILL WANT YOU TO FILL THE RENT APPLICATION FORM BELOW. RENT APPLICATION FORM. FIRST NAME: __________? MIDDLE NAME:__________? LAST NAME:__________? PROFESSION:__________? PHONE (CELL)PHONE__________? (WORK)PHONE__________ (HOME)PHONE__________? KIDS _____ (YES/NO), HOW MANY ________ PRESENT ADDRESS: _____________________ CITY: _______________ STATE:______________ ZIP CODE: ____________ HOW LONG? ___________IF RENTING WHY ARE YOU LEAVING__________? IF THIS HOUSE IS BEING GIVEN TO YOU, HOW LONG DO YOU INTEND STAYING? ____________? WHEN DO YOU INTEND MOVING IN? HOW SOON CAN YOU MAKE THE DEPOSIT PAYMENT______________? For more inquiries, please feel free to reach me on any of the numbers below ( +2348128923766 OR 0112348128923766)
• ME: Before I furnish any information, is there anyone who can meet with me in person?
• "LANDLORD": I own the house and am renting it out myself. You can go by the house anytime. In the mean time fill out the application and get back to me so we can proceed.
• ME: I cannot give any information without assurance that someone will be able to meet with me, provide paperwork, keys, etc. I understand that I can go by the house, but can I get inside the house, do a walk-through? Do you have any relatives in Mankato or nearby who would be able to accomodate?
• "LANDLORD": I own the house and am renting it out myself.
• ME, RESPONDING TO A DIFFERENT RENTAL AD: Hello, I am interested in the property on ****** Avenue. Could I set up a time to look at the property? My number is ***-XXXX. Thank you, Alex P------
• "LANDLORD": Hello, Thanks for your email, I personally own the house, we want our property to be well taken good care, and there are some Precaution in which i do give out to tenant willing to rent my house which brings about safety of a home, so please don't be offended. But if you are still capable of renting my house the precaution goes this way..You must keep my house clean including the surrounding, you must know the way in which you use the stove so as to avoid fire outbreak,you must not disturb the neighbor. We decided to rent out the property due to our transfer to (West Africa). My Family and I just traveled to Nigeria for a program Empowering Youth to Fight Racism, HIV/AIDS, Poverty and Lack of Education with Dove Christian Fellowship International on a Missionary Work, so we are renting it out since we need someone to take good care of the property on my absence and the house will be available for a period of 5 years. The program is taking place in four major countries which are Uganda, Japan, Haiti and Nigeria. Have this in mind you must know the kind of person that i am. Nevertheless i am giving you this Precautions because of what corresponded between me and my last tenant. The keys and documents are with us here in West Africa ... so i will need to ship them to you before you can occupy the house but you can drive by the house anytime to take a look. We will be away for a while that is why we made up our mind to put up our house for rent to whom ever that will take good care of it. Please i want you to note that i spent a lot on my property that i want to give to you for rent,so i will solicit for your absolute maintenance of this house and want you to treat it as your own. Utilities include Water,Trash,Sewer,Gas and Electricity etc and all utilities are included for six (6) months of move in. The money is not the main problem but i want you to keep it tidy all the time so that i will be glad to see it neat when i come for a check up. I also want you to let me have trust in you as I always stand on my word. Pets are Welcome!!! Rent: $700 Security Deposit: $700 Living Building Square Footage: 1,048 SO IF YOU ARE REALLY INTERESTED I WILL WANT YOU TO FILL THE RENT APPLICATION FORM BELOW: RENT APPLICATION FORM. Name (First name/ Middle name/Surname ) : __________? Phone numbers (home and office line ) # :__________? E-mail :__________? Best time to call :__________? Marital Status:__________? How many proposed occupants :__________? List all in addition to yourself including approx age :__________? Present Address :__________? City/State :__________? Will you have pets :__________? Please describe Breed, size :__________? Personality of pet :__________? Preferred move in date :__________? Intended length of lease:__________? Do you agree to pay the payment before you move in:__________? Earliest possible date of deposit payment:__________? Length of previous tenancy :__________? Present occupation :__________? Are you a section 8 applicant :__________? Do you work late night :__________? Do you smoke :__________? Do you drink :__________? Your picture or pictures __________? Please feel free to ask any questions you do not understand and i will be looking forward to receive your email as soon as possible. As i am not around to show the inside, you can go check out the house and the neighborhood from the outside and get back to me if you really like it for more information. Please respond ASAP. For more inquiries, Here is my cell phone number, call or text me ASAP +234-703-128-4117
• ME: You're the 2nd landlord who's gone to Nigeria for missionary work, your application form is exactly the same as the other landlord's, and you must think I'm stupid.