Sepultura - Endangered Species

SEPULTURA. “ENDANGERED SPECIES” FROM ROOTS.

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Cannibal Corpse - Bloodlands

CANNIBAL CORPSE. “BLOODLANDS” FROM VILE.

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ooOOOOooOOooOOooooOOOOOoooo LOOK AT THE FOUR OR FIVE PEOPLE WHO UNFOLLOWED! BYE BYE.

GODALMIGHTY WHAT A STINK

FUNNY WORD OF THE NIGHT: “FLACCID.”

WHY SO SERIOUS?

IF I WERE ABLE TO DO THIS, I WOULD DRIVE MANY PEOPLE AWAY.

IF I WERE ABLE TO DO THIS, I WOULD DRIVE MANY PEOPLE AWAY.

(via bigbennklingon)

I THINK IT’S PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT I DID.

I THINK IT’S PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT I DID.

HOOKAH AND 52oz OF DIET DR P.

HOOKAH AND 52oz OF DIET DR P.

PAY NO MIND TO THE MESS, YOU ARE INTERESTED ONLY IN THE FASHIONISTA CAT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED? THERE’S AN AWFUL LOT OF PORNOGRAPHY ON THIS INTERNET THING.

YOU KNOW WHAT WORD I DON’T HEAR USED ENOUGH ANYMORE? PUD.

WHO WANTS A LINK FOR JURASSIC PARK 2 (WITH GREEK SUBTITLES)? ANYONE? ANYONE? HUH?

Heavy metal music reviewer, freelance writer. Type I Diabetic. D&D gamer, Dungeon Master 17+ years. Married. Absurd.

WHAT DO I POST?

Mostly Dungeons and Dragons miscellany, heavy metal music, and statements or questions that make little sense.

There is NUDITY on this blog (but not hardcore porn), because I like nudity. I love vintage pinups, contemporary plus-size models, and ladies with some combination of hips, boobs, and chub. If seeing a lovely pair of breasts will cause your morally pure eyeballs to corrode and rot from their sockets, then perhaps you should go elsewhere.

NOTE: Most of the art (especially fantasy art) that I post is not mine. I add captions and other written nonsense to fantasy art in the interest of humor. Usually I do not cite sources. If your art appears here and you wish to be credited as the maker, please let me know.

FURTHER DISCLAIMER: As I said above, you may see or read shit here that you dislike or disagree with. If that's the case, then look away. I do not engage anonymous discourse with anyone. Face me as you are, and I shall do the same. This is a NO-DRAMA zone. I have more than enough drama to deal with every day in real life; I won't tolerate it here. This is a place for laughter, entertainment, and free expression of ideas and opinions, yours and mine alike. If you don't like that, then fuck you.

I accept SUBMISSIONS. What kind? Fantasy art (to lampoon with captions), RPG- and Gaming-related material, funny pictures, nudes and erotic art (as described above), writing...just about anything, within reason. I wield editorial discretion over any submissions.

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