ANYONE ELSE PLAN TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT MUTTERING TO YOURSELF ABOUT THE RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF JUNK YOU PACK UP AND DRAG ALONG EVERY TIME YOU MOVE BUT NEVER GET AROUND TO JUST THROWING THE SHIT AWAY? ANYONE?

USELESS RANDOM TABLE OF THE DAY: 100 RANDOM EARTH CITIES.

USELESS RANDOM TABLE OF THE DAY: 100 RANDOM EARTH CITIES.

March, 1980 cover, Dragon Magazine.

March, 1980 cover, Dragon Magazine.

WORKING IN FACTORIES HAS LED TO MY HAVING FACTORY-GRADE BOOGERS THE PAST FEW WEEKS. JUST THOUGHT EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW.

classicnudes:

Fran Gerard
PMOM - March 1967
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CLASSIC PINUP APPRECIATION POST, 7/23/14: FRAN GERARD.

classicnudes:

Fran Gerard

PMOM - March 1967

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CLASSIC PINUP APPRECIATION POST, 7/23/14: FRAN GERARD.

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THE TRUE FORM OF REPRESENTATIVE JOHN BOEHNER AFTER SUFFERING THE LOSS OF HIS CLOAKING ILLUSIONS IN A SPELL DUEL WITH AN UPSTART RABBLE OF TEA PARTY ABJURERS AND PRESTIDIGITATIONAL PAGEBOYS SAYS, FOOLS! YOUR FEEBLE EFFORTS TO DESTROY ME AND USURP MY POWER HAVE ONLY SEALED YOUR DOOM, FOR ONCE I MAKE YOU SUFFER THE ENERVATING EFFECTS OF MY OBSTRUCTIONIST’S PROBING FINGER, I SHALL CALL FORTH MY DIABOLIC ALLY, THE ARCHFIEND MCCONNEL, WHOSE DEMAGOGUERY NONE OF YOU SHALL WITHSTAND! BWA HHA HEHHHEEH HEHH HAHH!”

THE TRUE FORM OF REPRESENTATIVE JOHN BOEHNER AFTER SUFFERING THE LOSS OF HIS CLOAKING ILLUSIONS IN A SPELL DUEL WITH AN UPSTART RABBLE OF TEA PARTY ABJURERS AND PRESTIDIGITATIONAL PAGEBOYS SAYS, FOOLS! YOUR FEEBLE EFFORTS TO DESTROY ME AND USURP MY POWER HAVE ONLY SEALED YOUR DOOM, FOR ONCE I MAKE YOU SUFFER THE ENERVATING EFFECTS OF MY OBSTRUCTIONIST’S PROBING FINGER, I SHALL CALL FORTH MY DIABOLIC ALLY, THE ARCHFIEND MCCONNEL, WHOSE DEMAGOGUERY NONE OF YOU SHALL WITHSTAND! BWA HHA HEHHHEEH HEHH HAHH!”

SHEERLA THE PRINCESS OF THE HIGHWAYMEN AND CHIEF SCOURGE TO THE POSTAL CARRIERS OF THE RONALD REAGAN MEMORIAL INTERTSTATE HIGHWAY SYSTEM SAYS, “AH, MAYBE SOMEDAY THERE WILL COME A TIME WHEN PLUNDERING GRANDPARENTS’ BIRTHDAY CASH, GRADUATION CHECKS, RENT PAYMENTS, AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS STARTS TO LOSE ITS LUSTER AND GLORY. BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY. TODAY, I LIVE LIKE A QUEEN!”

SHEERLA THE PRINCESS OF THE HIGHWAYMEN AND CHIEF SCOURGE TO THE POSTAL CARRIERS OF THE RONALD REAGAN MEMORIAL INTERTSTATE HIGHWAY SYSTEM SAYS, “AH, MAYBE SOMEDAY THERE WILL COME A TIME WHEN PLUNDERING GRANDPARENTS’ BIRTHDAY CASH, GRADUATION CHECKS, RENT PAYMENTS, AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS STARTS TO LOSE ITS LUSTER AND GLORY. BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY. TODAY, I LIVE LIKE A QUEEN!”

Heavy metal music reviewer, freelance writer. Type I Diabetic. D&D gamer, Dungeon Master 17+ years. Married. Absurd.

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