Southwest-Studio Orchestra - Brandenburg Concerto No. 3 Allegro

JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACH. “BRANDENBURG CONCERTO #3 ALLEGRO.”

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The Prodigy - Firestarter

THE PRODIGY. “FIRESTARTER” FROM FAT OF THE LAND.

I’M NOT COMPLETELY ABOUT METAL, JUST 97% METAL.

27 plays
Chemlab - Exile on Mainline

CHEMLAB. “EXILE ON MAINLINE” FROM EAST SIDE MILITIA.

32 plays
Godflesh - Like Rats

GODFLESH. “LIKE RATS” FROM STREETCLEANER.

22 plays

WHICH ONE OF THESE LITTLE FUCKIN BASTARDS DO YOU PREFER?

CLOAK AND DAGGER

KINKY BUTTSEX

DRUNK BEHOLDER

SET HIMSELF ON FIRE

OBESE PERVERT DEMON WITH VESTIGIAL WINGS

GIANT TOAD

SKEPTICISM

CAN’T TAKE YOUR SHIT ANYMORE

NOSEPICKER

SOME FUCKIN TREES FROM A FORGOTTEN REALMS MAP

NOT FEELING THE CAPTIONS RIGHT NOW.

Thank you for your impatience. Can I offer you some refreshments instead? Perhaps some chips?

G.B.H. - Sick Boy

G.B.H. “SICK BOY” FROM CITY BABY ATTACKED BY RATS.

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turds: say it till the word loses all meaning. GO

Immortal - Arctic Swarm

IMMORTAL. “ARCTIC SWARM” FROM ALL SHALL FALL.

26 plays

KADAVAR. “COME BACK LIFE” FROM ABRA KADAVAR.

Aborted - Hecatomb

ABORTED. “HECATOMB” FROM THE ARCHAIC ABBATOIR.

6 plays

FOUND A FREE DEAN HOLLYWOOD-Z GUITAR HANGING BY ITS STRAP ON A STREET SIGN TODAY. NO STRINGS. HEAVY RUST ON PICKUPS, TUNING KEYS, AND PRETTY MUCH EVER SCREW. IS IT SALVAGEABLE? IS IT WORTH BUYING A SET OF STRINGS FOR THIS UNWANTED INSTRUMENT? I’LL FIND OUT.

Slayer - Die By The Sword

SLAYER. “DIE BY THE SWORD” FROM SHOW NO MERCY.

My brother-in-law has a yearbook from his junior or senior year at a Los Angeles-area high school, in which there is Jeff Hanneman’s senior picture.

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