THE CAT’S GOT DANDRUFF.

THE CAT’S GOT DANDRUFF.

DM’S BLOCK IS OFFICIALLY REMOVED. I TWISTED UP A HANDFUL OF ITS HAIR, SHOVED IT ROUGHLY TO THE GROUND, AND FUCKED IT WITH A RUSTY GAUNTLET.
…HOWEVER, WHAT’S NOT CLEAR IS WHETHER I WILL HAVE ONE PLAYER OR THREE ON SATURDAY…

DM’S BLOCK IS OFFICIALLY REMOVED. I TWISTED UP A HANDFUL OF ITS HAIR, SHOVED IT ROUGHLY TO THE GROUND, AND FUCKED IT WITH A RUSTY GAUNTLET.

…HOWEVER, WHAT’S NOT CLEAR IS WHETHER I WILL HAVE ONE PLAYER OR THREE ON SATURDAY…

GODDAMN DM’S BLOCK: MORE FRUSTRATING THAN REGULAR WRITER’S BLOCK, BECAUSE IF YOU FAIL TO PRODUCE, YOU DISAPPOINT PEOPLE OTHER THAN THE ONES IN YOUR HEAD.

WHEN MY WIFE COOKS PINTO BEANS IN THE CROCK POT, WE ALMOST NEVER GET AROUND TO FINISHING THEM. I MEAN, A PERSON CAN TAKE ONLY SO MUCH FLATULENCE.
BUT NOW, I CAN SAY WITH CONFIDENCE THAT OUR BEANS WILL NO LONGER GO TO WASTE.

WHEN MY WIFE COOKS PINTO BEANS IN THE CROCK POT, WE ALMOST NEVER GET AROUND TO FINISHING THEM. I MEAN, A PERSON CAN TAKE ONLY SO MUCH FLATULENCE.

BUT NOW, I CAN SAY WITH CONFIDENCE THAT OUR BEANS WILL NO LONGER GO TO WASTE.

(via mere-grim-madness)

I HAPPENED TO BE AT BARNES & NOBLE TODAY FOR REASONS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, AND I PICKED UP AND PERUSED THE LATEST ISSUE OF REVOLVER AND PROMPTLY LEFT IT COVER-DOWN ON A BENCH.

IF YOU CAN IDENTIFY THIS LOCATION IN THE FORGOTTEN REALMS CAMPAIGN SETTING, I WILL REWARD YOU WITH … ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, BECAUSE I FAILED TO NOTE WHERE THIS TRAIL IS LOCATED. SO EVEN I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT LEADS. PROBABLY NOWHERE IMPORTANT.

IF YOU CAN IDENTIFY THIS LOCATION IN THE FORGOTTEN REALMS CAMPAIGN SETTING, I WILL REWARD YOU WITH … ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, BECAUSE I FAILED TO NOTE WHERE THIS TRAIL IS LOCATED. SO EVEN I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT LEADS. PROBABLY NOWHERE IMPORTANT.

I WONDER, WHEN I’M 70 YEARS OLD, WILL I BEHAVE AT ALL LIKE I DO NOW, AT 32 YEARS OLD? WILL I LOOK BACK AT MYSELF OR (ASMODEUS FORBID) LOOK BACK THROUGH MY TUMBLR ARCHIVE FROM 2014 AND CONCLUDE THAT I AM ESSENTIALLY THE SAME PERSON, WITH THE SAME WORLDVIEW, THE SAME MORALITY, THE SAME FESTERING DISLIKE OF NEWFANGLED VERSIONS OF ROLE-PLAYING GAMES?

I’D LIKE TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO THE MIDGET-PORN BLOG THAT’S FOLLOWING ME. I ALMOST DIDN’T SEE YOU, BUT HEY! THERE YOU ARE! AND LOOK, YOU’RE RIDING A BBW. THAT’S CUTE.

Al-Namrood - Um Al Qashaam

AL-NAMROOD. “UM AL QASHAAM” FROM HEEN YADHAR AL GHASQ.

NEW FOLK/BLACK METAL OUT OF SAUDI ARABIA.

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THEIR ADVENTURES TOGETHER WERE LONG, HARD, AND PERILOUS.

Heavy metal music reviewer, freelance writer. Type I Diabetic. D&D gamer, Dungeon Master 17+ years. Married. Absurd.

WHAT DO I POST?

Mostly Dungeons and Dragons miscellany, heavy metal music, and statements or questions that make little sense.

There is NUDITY on this blog (but not hardcore porn), because I like nudity. I love vintage pinups, contemporary plus-size models, and ladies with some combination of hips, boobs, and chub. If seeing a lovely pair of breasts will cause your morally pure eyeballs to corrode and rot from their sockets, then perhaps you should go elsewhere.

NOTE: Most of the art (especially fantasy art) that I post is not mine. I add captions and other written nonsense to fantasy art in the interest of humor. Usually I do not cite sources. If your art appears here and you wish to be credited as the maker, please let me know.

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