EXPERIENCED DM SAYS, “DON’T EVEN QUOTE RULES AT ME, BITCHES. I AM THE RULES.”

EXPERIENCED DM SAYS, “DON’T EVEN QUOTE RULES AT ME, BITCHES. I AM THE RULES.”

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