MUTANT VELOCIRAPTOR SAYS, “I MAKE LESS SENSE THAN THE AVERAGE MONSTER.”

MUTANT VELOCIRAPTOR SAYS, “I MAKE LESS SENSE THAN THE AVERAGE MONSTER.”

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Heavy metal music reviewer, freelance writer. Type I Diabetic. D&D gamer, Dungeon Master 17+ years. Married. Absurd.

WHAT DO I POST?

Mostly Dungeons and Dragons miscellany, heavy metal music, and statements or questions that make little sense.

There is NUDITY on this blog (but not hardcore porn).

BANDS & RECORD LABELS: I write heavy metal music reviews. Put me on your promo lists. Drop me an ask for contact information.

NOTE: Most of the art (especially fantasy art) that I post is not mine. I add captions and other written nonsense to fantasy art in the interest of humor. Usually I do not cite sources. If your art appears here and you wish to be credited as the maker, please let me know.

FURTHER DISCLAIMER: As I said above, you may see or read shit here that you dislike or disagree with. If that's the case, then look away. I do not engage anonymous discourse with anyone. Face me as you are, and I shall do the same. This is a NO-DRAMA zone. I have more than enough drama to deal with every day in real life; I won't tolerate it here. This is a place for laughter, entertainment, and free expression of ideas and opinions, yours and mine alike. If you don't like that, then fuck you.

I accept SUBMISSIONS. What kind? Fantasy art (to lampoon with captions), RPG- and Gaming-related material, funny pictures, nudes and erotic art (as described above), writing...just about anything, within reason. I wield editorial discretion over any submissions.

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